- me: i'm gonna clean my room!!!
- me: *goes to room and lays on floor for three hours*
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning